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Things to say when you are furious:
1. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drage you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3.Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
4. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
5. I didn’t say it was your fault. I only said I was blaming you.
Good one Diane,
ok I am playing this game:
Comment: I hear that your husband is going to Hawaii.
Answer: It’s not his going that bugs me, but his coming back will.Husband: I have something important to tell you.
Wife: Go ahead, speak your mind, you have nothing to lose.Comment: You are very rude.
Answer: Yes, but I am rude only to people who have truly earned it.bada bing !!
Here are a couple:
When I married you, I knew you were special, but…….wow.
Do you think you could keep your hands off your dick long enough to take out the trash?
Georgia’s friend Mandy is coming over. You should go lock yourself in your room.
I’m going to the store. Will the dogs be safe here with you?
Your GQ’s arrived. Hey kids, if anyone has to use the bathroom, better go now.
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