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  • #5313
    jules
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    My NGMFCDexbfSA just sent me a text saying he was driving and just heard that there are severe storm warnings with 60 mph winds in an area of town where my mom lives. I said, “Wow, well I’ll miss it because i’m not going out until later and I’ll be in a suite (with friends and family) watching a baseball game”. He said “looks like I’m going to drive right through it”. I immediately thought that i hoped he’d get in a single car crash which paralyzed his hands so he can’t sext or search the internet for men on craigslist; paralyze him from the waist down so he cant use his good for nothing peter or his butthole; paralyze his vocal cords and lips so i wouldn’t have to hear his bullshit anymore.

    Did i just say (type) that outloud??
    Jules

    #46306
    nap
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    You sure did and it’s was a really good and honest post. Very healing!

    #46307
    diane
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    oh Jules,
    when it comes to horrible thoughts you still have training wheels on.
    That’s not meant to encourage you. Just help you know most of us have imagined worse!
    group hug
    D.

    #46308
    nap
    Participant

    Mine’s accidentally fell into a woodchipper, along with my poor mother. It was a mess.

    #46309
    horseyrider
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    I don’t think there’s even one of us who hasn’t felt that a heart attack, a swerve for a telephone pole, or a fall out of a ten story window would solve a whole host of trouble. You’d even have the bonus of community support.

    Everyone’s sympathetic when you’re a widow. But few people understand this sort of betrayal.

    #46310
    jules
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    Thanks ladies! It did feel good and i even cracked a chuckle!

    #46311
    barbra
    Member

    I actually want to start a facebook page called “C_ _ T’s that Slept with My Husband.” I have so many great pictures that I feel like it is a disservice not to post them on face-book.

    #46312
    nap
    Participant

    Wow Barbra maybe you could call it ‘Hungry Beavers’.

    #46313
    barbra
    Member

    Love it…and I will never forget your Willie Nelson comment….about Teresa’s Vagina…

    #46314
    zumbagirl
    Member

    Just this week I told Silver Lining it would be so much easier if my h had a heart attack or some other fatality. I felt horrified that I said it, and even more horrified by how much I meant it. If it weren’t for my kids, I think I might have meant it 100%. Wow!!

    #46315
    nap
    Participant

    We should all be spanked!!!

    #46316
    lisak
    Participant

    i have wished my husband would die. that would be so simple for us all don’t you think? i mean, they have died anyway, they’ve been slowly killing themselves all this time. sad thing is they want to take us with them…

    #46317
    janet
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    So true, Lisa.

    A year ago, there were very few people I’d ever wished death upon.

    Now I imagine this scenario — H is texting while speeding down the highway — which he often does, being a reckless idiot.

    On the other end is the Object of his Obsession, speeding down the Arizona highway.

    After a few texts back and forth, they simultaneously run off the road and crash. No one else is hurt.

    Karma, baby.

    Is a quick death too good for them?

    Or am I completely horrible?

    Horsey is right — as widows we’d get so much more sympathy.

    You all crack me up!

    #46318
    diane
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    better him dead than me.
    better him dead than killing me softly with his words.
    Better him dead and insurance kicks in for my sons.

    #46319
    march
    Participant

    Death would be too easy. I want my SA to suffer what he’s always been most afraid of: dying a lonely old man.

    #46320
    nap
    Participant

    I think beheading would be nice.

    #46321
    972
    Member

    I think they are already dead. Live human beings could not do what they have done. If I looked around from what ever stupor I had been living in and realized ( truly) what I had done to my family ( and other innocent victims) then I don`t know how I would go on living.

    They are dead already.

    #46322
    nap
    Participant

    Bev, I agree! Thinking of you, love nap.

    #46323
    janet
    Participant

    I agree with Bev too.

    And with Nap. But but but . . . which head?

    #46324
    nap
    Participant

    Janet, both.

    #46325
    janet
    Participant

    Only after the ball branding!

    #46326
    kimberely
    Member

    Jules you are not horrible.

    Horrible would be cutting his brake lines to his car brakes then sending him out on an errand which required a drive down curvy, winding, mountainside cliff roads with no guard rails.

    Now that would be horrible 😉 😉

    #46327
    nap
    Participant

    That would be horrible! My goodness, we all going to………..shopping therapy!!!

    #46328
    kmf
    Member

    I’m surprised I didn’t help mine getdead I wanted it so much.But all that rage passed and I realized it was gone when he went for heart surgery. Then I just made sure he explained about the life insurance….. 😉

    #46329
    nap
    Participant

    Just make sure you’re the owner of the policy; if he’s the owner he can change the beneficiary or stop paying for it. Part of my divorce was transferring ownership of his policy to me ( just takes him to sign a form from insurance co) and so now I own the life insur policy on him, I’m the benefic, and I pay the premium so it won’t ‘accidently’ lapse.

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