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OMG!!! This so so funny. My STBXSAH texted to inform me that IF he happens to visit at Thanksgiving (though I told him it’s NOT a good idea) while he’s here to see his daughter, I should be aware he’s “experimenting with a beard”. I texted back, is it a goatee? He texted back, yes, I’m just trying it out. LMFAO
A 6’4″ balding man with glasses and a goatee, who weighs less than I do. How much more frigging obvious a creep could you be. DAMN I wish he had been “experimenting” with this when we first met. Never would have gone to date #2.
Geez.
Not an original bone in their bodies.
Especially not THAT bone.
He DID, and he’s even now NOT doing any recovery, but in a private “counseling” relationship with a catholic priest who is helping him get back on “the path”.
LMFAO
I looked it up and it’s just vile, and EXACTLY what my STBXSAH would want to do. EXACTLY. IF he makes an appearance, I will simply not be able to keep from belly laughing at him. Knowing that’s what it’s for, and he’s a 54 year old guy flashing that out for the “informed public (pubic is more like it)” to see.
I tried to google the whole thing and can’t really find anything definitive. I just know that mine would grow one randomly and my daughter and I both hated it….
It was creepy.
My STBX and his attorney accused me of telling my son that dad’s a pedophile because he has a goatee. It takes everything I have not to say “Hey, pedophile!” every time he comes to the door these days.
One day, he had a conversation with (more like at) my son (on my front porch) about maybe shaving it down to a soul patch. This is a 47 year old professional- grow up. I wanted to say, “It will match your pubic soul patch- how cute!”
Diane, that was my first laugh of the day.
When Teri’s h grew his and we talked about goatees the first time, I started googling to see if there was any significance to it in terms of sexual activity (was it a signal?). I couldn’t find anything more than the usual ‘facial hair is considered a sign of virility’ shit. BUT I did get routed to a million swinger sites/ads where the man was described as having a goatee. So lovely.
I didn’t think I had a naive bone left in my body BUT I have no bloody idea what a man does with a goatee and I have never heard anything about them either? Of course….maybe only depraved people know about goatee and soul patches. What the hell is that? LOL
Goatee-
Urban dictionary
“A particular beard and mustach that is grown for the
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for. “
See alsooral sex cunnlingus face sitting queening muffdive eat pussyalso knows as prison pussy or facial pubes.
Unfortunately, my porn blocker won’t let me go to swingerology.com, but apparently there is an entry for goatee.
And it’s scientifically proven that they are creepy…
http://io9.com/5914836/scientists-prove-that-a-goatee-makes-you-look-evil
And here’s another one I can’t open but it looks interesting
Hairless cocks/pussies and the goatee paradox – Adult Forum
http://www.sexforums.com/…/122531-hairless-cockspussies-and-the-goatee…
20 posts – 8 authors – Jun 23
Hairless cocks/pussies and the goatee paradox: In all the shaving pubic hair threads, there are folks claiming they do it because of hygieneRemember my post about how to tell if it’s fake recovery? We can add “if they grow a goatee” to the list. Oh – and let’s not forget if they buy a motorcycle and find God. And if they stop to see a hooker on the way to their 12 step meeting.
Funny thing – my SAH soon after he came out of the SA closet (he calls it “opening up the cupboard”) ordered a leather wrist band and leather necklace (supposedly to carry his epilepsy meds). Looks strange. He went to Berkeley to find one but then bought a really expensive one online.
Deb
Diane, youre funny!!!
Yep we need a poll to find out what percentage of the SOS sisters h or xh had or have a goatee. I think it’s pretty high. It makes sense, they shave their pubes then grow a goatee to balance things out. Ying and yang. Kinda.
Wow, just wow….
I will add that my H would have to grow a goatee and pay a hooker to be considered “good” at that particular sexual act 🙂
Bless his heart….
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