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You are walking down the street and walk past a man. As you walk by, you notice the man is rather handsome and about your age. You think nothing more about it until you hear, “excuse me”. You turn around and realize the man is talking to you. He continues: “Excuse me, don’t I know you?”
What do you say? (I need to get out of this hotel)
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NAP, darling— you may indeed need to get out of the hotel, but please wherever you go and whatever you do, don’t ever lose your delightful sense of humor or your fresh view on life and ability to see the good in any situation and most of all— your curious and inquisitive nature. If I had to choose someone to be on a deserted island with… it would be you!
Now, to answer your question. Is this a RICH, (haha!) handsome man??? ’cause I generally prefer men a bit younger than me… 😉 But, if he passes my instantaneous mustermeter, I would flash my most beguiling, bedimpled, beatific smile and say:
“Yes, of course. I’m Mimi Rogers” 😉
NAP, I love you and want you out of that hotel, too. I’ll bite.
I might say “I don’t know if you me. But I don’t know you.” Then I might put out my hand and say “I’m Diane, what’s your name?”, smiling warmly and looking into his eyes, holding his gaze with my feminine power. Our hands would touch and the electricity would dance from finger to finger until it started slowly up our arms with possibility. I would pull my hand away just as he started to enjoy himself.
“Diane, I’m Stephen—Lord Stephen Endquist of Surrey, now resident in Alberta. Diane…oh I remember you! You did my cousin’s funeral. Nice Job.”
I would nod with professional satisfaction and be on my way.Wow, those are really good Lexie and Diane! You gals are a lot of fun!
My response would be: “Yes, you as*hole, we were married for 25 years and I’m the mother of your children, now fu*ck off!”
What I would love to be able to say is:
No i don’t recall that I have…but soemthing tells me that i would love to get to know you better.What I would probably actually say is:
No I don’t think so. And probably keep walking.Nap you crack me up.
Here’s one:
“Yes, I do think we know each other….why the hell didn’t you ever call me after you asked for my number!” “Shit, do you know my XSAH!” Then I run away screaming: “stranger danger, stranger danger!”
How about,
If they know our XSAH or SA;s, dial 911 for guilt by association. I don’t know what to charge them with, but I am sure there must be something. yuk.
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