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You know your husband is an Assclown when …
When your asked to divorce through a letter in the mail.
You run away and he does not chase after you.
How do you know when your husband is an Assclown?
You know your h is an assclown when you come home and the locks are changed and all your stuff is in one plastic bag.
You know your h is an assclown when you come home and the locks are changed and all your stuff is in one plastic bag.
When he decides after you have been homeschooling your son for 6 years that you are now too mentally unstable to do so.
When he needs a “witness” to be around you (even with your son or in public) because he is suddenly “afraid” of you.
OMG, Bev. That is awful.
I haven’t found the bills yet…something to look forward to. Just met the forensic accountant yesterday. Plus I still get to see the PI report, and we are subpoenaing his computer and other electronics. More discovery days ahead. What a waste.
I’m sure more assclown moments as well.
when he says, I’m not a sex addict, I’m an opportunist!
Maybe we should divorce, I think I bring out the worst in you.
I was not looking for sex when I took off my ring and took that viagra (in a Bill Clinton authoritative kind of way)
When he accuses you of lying to his therapist when you tell him that your SA is still up to his old tricks- when you have documentation that that is indeed true!
I was just curious! I heard that one ALOT.
Mine put single with no kids on a dating site!
My friends will not come over when he is home!
I have one of my own. You know your husband is an assclown when you convince him over email to meet a woman named Sheila for sex and he goes and when he finds out it was you, he says, I knew it was you the whole time!
You know your h is an assclown when he says “there is a girl at work who’s delusional and shes in love with me, and I don’t even know who she is!”.
Then a week later, I receive a box in the mail containing all the gifts and love letters hed written her along with their flirtatious emails. He was her boss. They knew each other really well, even naked well. Assclown!!!!
When he moves and does not tell his children he has a new address. (Perhaps because his new address is his girlfriends house)
You know your h is an assclown when you find his ‘trophy box’ of used condoms and he had a vasectomy 15 yrs ago.
(Ewewww)you know your husband is an assclown when he only admits he didn’t get tested for STDs on the way out the door to go to the doctors office to check the dates the SECOND time.
and when he is channel surfing in the hotel looking for sex with the tv turned while a 9 year old is trying to go to sleep 3 feet away
he is an assclown when he walks into the room 2 days before Christmas ( a month after your 50TH birthday) and announces that your marriage just isn`t healthy. ..
Yep, he used those words. I would give a million for a do over…
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