Assclown

Wow, these guys are so messed up.

Cindy, when my STBX moved out, he refused to give me his address (never mind the kids). He told me to forward his mail to his office (for his staff to deal with). Who does that?

As assclown SA sits in the “business center” of the Hilton hotel in Honolulu while you are on vacation with him and surfs the BBP (big, beautiful, people) (gag) site….under the pretense of checking his “work email”…….

Really??

when at the meet the teacher night (tonight), sah makes sure he talks to the most attractive woman in the room.

(eyes rolling)

When his “errand” at Home Depot is actually sitting in the parking lot, rubbing one out to phone sex.

Oh, god, March. I’m not going to be able to do parking lots now.

Which reminds me Silver Lining, you promised us a Handbook of Dirty Tricks… I haven’t forgotten…. 😉

I think we had the parking lot revelations on a long ago thread.
Walmart was also involved.
And some hilarious person said that they thought Walmart actually encouraged it. Increased sales of paper products. And gives new meaning for a career as Walmart greeter.
Aren’t they also the ones who let RV’s park overnight in their lots? They may just have a very open parking lot policy.

When you go out and he is supposed to be watching his kids, instead he’s beating off to porn in the bathroom the whole time….yay for dad of the year!

When he secretly dresses in your clothes from head to toe to get off. Just found out last week that I’m pretty sure he dabbled in my make-up as well. Awesome.

LOLOL!!!!!

Just wow.

I don’t know if I am going to laugh or cry, so MANY of these I have experienced!

Mine: when your STBXSAH tells the viewing audience of AC he was only maintaing contacted with four of his favorite prostitutes throughout our dating, engagement and marriage because he wanted to keep his options open.