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Bitchilda was released after one week in the hospital. The impact of the elevator drop caused Joe and her to bump heads. She’s been having trouble with short term memory which the Drs. say will return in time. Meanwhile, she is unable to practice law and currently has no idea who Joe is.
Joe is still in the slammer. Having no friends, he couldn’t get his bond paid. He wanted a ‘special leave’ to visit Bitchilda in the hospital, but of course it was denied, for obvious reasons. Obvious to everyone except Joe.
PS Joes penis was severely bruised and swollen from trying to you- know -what Bitchilda. Now it’s a normal size.
Nap! Please!! You are such a good story teller- but pick a new subject, lol!! You are making me throw up!!! Joe’s penis was NEVER a normal size! He had a pencil dick!!! (at least that’s what Bitchilda posted in the personals!!). 🙂
SL,
I understand what you are saying. However, right now they are my hostility and anger relief. I guess I can keep in in my journal….Love, Nap
Joe was sitting in his cell feeling glum and a bit sore. Then the mail came. He actually got a letter and was hoping it was from Raquel saying she missed him and wanted him back. He eagerly opened the letter. It wasn’t from Raquel as he had hoped. It was from Bitchilda and he was totally surprised.
The letter read:
Dear Joe,
I am still recovering from the elevator accident. My short term memory is gone right now but according to the Drs it should be back. All I’ve been told is the elevator broke, I’m an attorney, and you were my client.What I’m having trouble with Joe is why are you in jail? I was told the paramedics found my 300 pound unconscious body sprawled on top of you. You likely saved my life by absorbing the shock of the elevator falling. They also told me you were humping me? Were we in love? Engaged to be married or anything? I must know what ‘our connection’ was. Please write me and let me know.
Love (I think but not sure), Bitchilda
Joe put his hands over his face and started bawling.
NAP, I am not sick of this story, nor will I ever be.
Your sense of timing and suspense are exquisite.
Nobody does it better.
As long as you feel good about writing I will look forward to reading.
I love you. ~ JoAnn
I understand that Bitchilda also suffered a technical failure of one of her breast implants, which had served her well in her former career as a porn star featuring larger women. Now, due to leakage, she was diminishing on one side only, day by day.
Or was this just a nasty rumour?
Joe got the shit beat out of him because he wouldn’t ‘bend over’ to pick up the soap in the shower. This really pissed Butch, his cell mate off. Now Joe was sore all over. ” Hey Bud, you’re free to go, some hot dame just paid your bail “. “Really” Joe said and was trying to think which one of his hookers would do this.
Joe signed all the necessary paper work and walked out of jail into the fresh air. He’d been in the slammer a whole week and it was good to see the light of day.
“Joe, Joe !” some woman was screaming. The sun was in his eyes and he couldn’t really see who it was. Then a cloud passed over the sun. Holy Shit!
“Joe, Joe it’s me Angelina ! Remember we met at ‘The Do Drop’ and we danced all night and you were so charming. I read about your arrest in the paper and wanted to bail you out” scryed Angelina.
Joe couldn’t believe it wasn’t one of his hookers that bailed him out. ” Well, well of course I remember you Angelina ! (he didn’t remember her at all, he was on A LOT of meth that might). “Where you been my whole life darlin?”
“I think waiting for you Joe; I can’t stop thinking about you!” Angelina runs up to Joe and hugs him like there’s no tomorrow. Joes thinking: ‘ going to get me some free pus*y as soon as my swelling goes down.
“You hungry?” Joe asked Angelina. “I am” replied Angelina. “Well let’s go get us a bite” said Joe. They both jumped into Angelina’s honda civic and took off to the nearest Sonic. “By the way Angelina, do you have any money?”
“I want a hot dog” said Angelina once they got to the sonic. ” I got one right here for ya” as Joe grabs his crotch. ” Oh Joe, you’re embarrassing me, I’m not that kind of girl !”.
They order their food and make small talk. Angelina is just smitten with Joe and can’t believe they finally hooked up. It was a beautiful sunny day and they had the windows rolled down.
” Man I’m so glad to be out of jail, that place really sucked”. “I can imagine you poor thing you need a womans TLC to help you heal from that awful experience, and I’m that woman !”. Joe couldn’t believe what easy prey Angelina was.
“Joe, I’m going to tell you all about myself so we won’t be no strangers anymore, okay?”. said Angelina. “Oh honey, you don’t need to bother with that I can tell were going to get along just fine” Joe didn’t really want to know anything about her life, only what she looked like naked.
“No Joe, I had a proper upbringing and I’m going to tell you who I am, I was born in Texas and………..
I’m behind in this story… but I’m reading anyhow lol I’ll just go back and read the rest as prequel 😉
Love it, NAP!
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