Dating Application Part II

31. Can you swim?

32. Do you have a life insurance policy? If so, list value? Does it pay on farming accidents and “suicides”?

33. Do you have issues with your man junk? i.e too small, ejaculates too quickly, weak ejaculations, etc.

34. What is your belief on masturbation? How often do you lope your mule? How often a day/week?

35. Have you ever knowingly or unknowingly boinked a prostitute? If knowingly, how much did you spend and what services did you receive for that fee? 

35. Have you ever fantasized about banging or getting blown by an old lady?

36. What’s the weirdest place you’ve had a sexual encounter?

37. Do clowns frighten you?

38. Have you ever had a mani/pedi?

39. Have you ever seen a partial or full episode of ‘Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’?

40. Do you know what colors lavender and periwinkle are? Attach samples here

41. Do you know your SO’s shoe, panty and bra size?

42. If you have children, have you ever spoken badly to them about your SO because you were mad or upset?

43. Have you ever been accused of being a douchebag? How many times and by whom?

44. Have you ever taken Viagra? Has your SO thought it was for her but in reality, you took the pills for someone else?

45. Have you ever rubbed one out sitting alone in a car or at a window watching someone else who was unaware of your presence? 

46. What is your preference? Big boobs, big butts, young, old, skin color? List all here. 

47. Have you ever been to the doctor for a sexual issue that your SO has been unaware of?

48. How many pre-paid visa, mastercard or american express cards have you bought to use toward sex of some type?

49. Has any women ever spanked you, tied you up, had you bark like a dog, had you yell ‘Say my name! Say my name!’ or ‘Who’s your daddy?’

50. Are there any online photos of you with your bathroom as the backdrop?

51. Are there online photos of you taken in a bed you’ve shared with your SO?

52. Are there any online photos of you naked period in cyberspace?

53. Have you ever wanted to bang your child’s babysitter?

54. Have you ever wanted to bang a neighbor, SO’s friend or one of your teenager’s friends or one of their mothers?

55. Have you ever been accused of being a sexual predator? Have you ever been listed as a suspect in any crimes of a sexual nature no matter what the outcome was??? If yes, list here. 

56. Has your libido dropped to a point that caused a SO concern?

57. Have you gone through baby wipes and hand lotion 
all in the name of a sore ass and soft skin when in truth it was used for something sexual like cleaning up and lubes?

58. Has the thought of sisters/moms/cousins,etc been of an interest to you when selecting porn material be it movies or books?

59. Have you ever photographed or had sex with someone without their consent or knowledge?

60. Are you gay?

61. Are you bisexual?

63. Have you ever had a three some?

64. Do you own a wood chipper? If so, state location here

65. Do you own any weapons? Which type, list locations here.