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To all of those in the health industry, I’d like to know if you have any idea what this could be.
SAH has been complaining about having an urgent need to pee and then only a little comes out. I know for women that could be a sign of a bladder infection. He has an appointment with is doctor tomorrow morning.
Is there anything that I don’t know about the male urinary tract that could be a sign of misuse of the penis?
I’d love to make tons of jokes about this, but in all seriousness, I want to be educated enough to know if he’s lying to me when he tells me what the doctor says.
Claire
Claire, not a Doctor (but I play one on TV) – it sounds like BPH (Benign prostatic hyperplasia) aka ‘enlarged prostate’. My diagnosis of your SA? He’s still a major dick.
It’s probably prostate. My dad had prostate cancer 15 years ago. He is okay but the symptoms were the same. It is NOT always cancer. It had nothing to do with “bad penis ” behavior 🙂
That is a symptom of BPH, not sure what else it could indicate. Kidney stones breaking up? But the pain of those is usually severe.
Okay. I thought of BPH, too. But I know sometimes when women have been overly sexually active that they can get some huge bladder infections. Wasn’t sure if that was the case for men. Excuse my stupidity on this matter, but I’m pretty darn smart when it comes to other things! 🙂 So, I guess, no chance of penis falling off with BPH? Damn it! Now, we can joke!!!!
Much love, Claire
No, sadly it won’t fall off. Be prepared for much whining and complaining though. Big baby men, what the hell do they have to complain about in the plumbing department. Please. Birth a baby then get back to me, assholes.
Liza, couldn’t agree more! Guaranteed he will manage to take a few days off, whining and moaning, and complaining about how miserable he is. He is the biggest whiner I have met in my entire lifetime. No sympathy here.
BPH
I have a cure 😉
Just a little dab will do ya. (remember that commercial?)
Just a little dab of super glue on the end of his penis.
No more pee pee.
Okay, seriously, he probably has an enlarged prostate. It comes with old age. It has nothing to do with his sexual activities, but hey, you have a few mis-diagnosis coming. ~ JoAnn
Joann, I remember that Brycream commercial too, my dad used it! no, you are not! old! My dad was very handsome, he had dark hair and did his hair slick on the sides and on the top the slick kind of circular swirl so popular in the late fifties early sixties in the pictures I have of him.
Awww….thanks for the memories junie, I don’t think my dad used Brylcreem, but his dark hair was always smooth and silky.
He never had a grey hair on his head until he was on the down side of cancer.
Claire – isn’t the question really: “I hope he has ruined his weenie” BTW certain STD’s can present with this symptom so don’t rule that out entirely – as long as you are not having sex with him a healthy dose of retribution dick pain is a rather nice Memorial Day present don’t you think?
Pornpig’s father cheated on his mother all throughout his marriage – until he got prostate cancer and probably couldn’t get it up anymore and then stopped wandering. He ended up dying of Alzheimer’s two years ago. You’d think pp having grown up knowing his father cheated on his mother would not want to be that kind of guy, but nope he carried on the family tradition and then some. Asshole.
Meg,
There’s no fucking way I’m having sex with him. Yuck. Can’t remember the last time and I’m quite happy about that!
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