HURRICANE UPDATE:
http://www.necn.com/08/28/11/Brattleboro-Vermont-badly-hit-as-Irene-t/landing_newengland.html?blockID=555668&feedID=4206
Alright… Irene spared my cheatin’ husband, but apparently, in her infinite wisdom and a support of sisterhood solidarity, she had a MUCH better idea. She clobbered the town in Vermont where hubbie’s primary lupus stricken fuck buddy lives.
Ahhh… mother nature. I LOVE you and I love you too, Irene!!! YOU were so beautiful and it was worth being kept awake all night, to witness your magical splendor.
I get it now. Hurricanes are just really, really angry, vengeful, beautiful women who were fucked over by their slimy husbands.