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…you had a daughter.”
Work colleague to the ATM upon seeing us out at dinner.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. Suck on that motherfucker. 😈
Priceless! Sounds like all the roller derby, mountain hiking, dermatologists and massage appointments have worked their magic. Did you catch the look on his face? HAHAHAHA
And you know what that calls for, right Liza? Celebration shopping! Hit him where it hurts pretty girl!
WTF did he say?? Details dear girl!
Maybe it depressed him so much he had to have a second dessert?
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This happened so many times with wt, I couldn’t count them. “She’s your wife? I thought she was your daughter!” More recently it became “daughter-in-law” because we look nothing alike. He eventually started preempting it by telling ppl up front during introductions that “this lady and I have been together for 25 years, since I was 25 and she was 20. Ppl think she’s my second wife but she’s my first and only wife.” Also, my personal favorite: “she’s older than she looks.”
Too funny Liza. Go have another treatment and make him another chocolate cake and a double martini! LOL
Yeah, the look on his face WAS priceless…. Once the shock wore off and the stuttering subsided he ordered another scotch – “better make it a double” – and proceeded to mope the rest of the night. You’ll have that. 😉
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