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My NGMFCDexbfSA just sent me a text saying he was driving and just heard that there are severe storm warnings with 60 mph winds in an area of town where my mom lives. I said, “Wow, well I’ll miss it because i’m not going out until later and I’ll be in a suite (with friends and family) watching a baseball game”. He said “looks like I’m going to drive right through it”. I immediately thought that i hoped he’d get in a single car crash which paralyzed his hands so he can’t sext or search the internet for men on craigslist; paralyze him from the waist down so he cant use his good for nothing peter or his butthole; paralyze his vocal cords and lips so i wouldn’t have to hear his bullshit anymore.
Did i just say (type) that outloud??
Julesoh Jules,
when it comes to horrible thoughts you still have training wheels on.
That’s not meant to encourage you. Just help you know most of us have imagined worse!
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D.I don’t think there’s even one of us who hasn’t felt that a heart attack, a swerve for a telephone pole, or a fall out of a ten story window would solve a whole host of trouble. You’d even have the bonus of community support.
Everyone’s sympathetic when you’re a widow. But few people understand this sort of betrayal.
I actually want to start a facebook page called “C_ _ T’s that Slept with My Husband.” I have so many great pictures that I feel like it is a disservice not to post them on face-book.
Just this week I told Silver Lining it would be so much easier if my h had a heart attack or some other fatality. I felt horrified that I said it, and even more horrified by how much I meant it. If it weren’t for my kids, I think I might have meant it 100%. Wow!!
i have wished my husband would die. that would be so simple for us all don’t you think? i mean, they have died anyway, they’ve been slowly killing themselves all this time. sad thing is they want to take us with them…
So true, Lisa.
A year ago, there were very few people I’d ever wished death upon.
Now I imagine this scenario — H is texting while speeding down the highway — which he often does, being a reckless idiot.
On the other end is the Object of his Obsession, speeding down the Arizona highway.
After a few texts back and forth, they simultaneously run off the road and crash. No one else is hurt.
Karma, baby.
Is a quick death too good for them?
Or am I completely horrible?
Horsey is right — as widows we’d get so much more sympathy.
You all crack me up!
better him dead than me.
better him dead than killing me softly with his words.
Better him dead and insurance kicks in for my sons.Death would be too easy. I want my SA to suffer what he’s always been most afraid of: dying a lonely old man.
I think they are already dead. Live human beings could not do what they have done. If I looked around from what ever stupor I had been living in and realized ( truly) what I had done to my family ( and other innocent victims) then I don`t know how I would go on living.
They are dead already.
Jules you are not horrible.
Horrible would be cutting his brake lines to his car brakes then sending him out on an errand which required a drive down curvy, winding, mountainside cliff roads with no guard rails.
Now that would be horrible 😉 😉
I’m surprised I didn’t help mine getdead I wanted it so much.But all that rage passed and I realized it was gone when he went for heart surgery. Then I just made sure he explained about the life insurance….. 😉
Just make sure you’re the owner of the policy; if he’s the owner he can change the beneficiary or stop paying for it. Part of my divorce was transferring ownership of his policy to me ( just takes him to sign a form from insurance co) and so now I own the life insur policy on him, I’m the benefic, and I pay the premium so it won’t ‘accidently’ lapse.
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