Wow I love both analogies. DDay is the spit in the face. The lying, hiding, manipulative fucktard is the shit sandwich asshole. Shit in your sandwich! Noooo. I would NEVER put shit in your sandwich. I LOVE you. It tastes like shit you say? Hmmmm Noooo, I don’t think so. It looks perfectly fine to me. Maybe it’s you. Maybe you WANT it to taste like shit. Maybe you like shit! No I made that sandwich with love and now you are questioning my sandwich making skills. You are so damn picky. Why do you always act like I am the bad guy? Here I make you a sandwich, and all you do is say it tastes like shit! You are so ungrateful. And now you’ve hurt my feelings. That’s right honey, after the first bite it tastes just like ham. Carry on! 🙂