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    liza
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    972
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    OMG!! I read that today and I cussed myself for making dumbass stop taking a hundred testosterone pills a day….. I found so many in his gym bag that he looked like a drug dealer….

    Dammit!! I should have shut my mouth….

    I could probably buy some and stick them in the multi vitamin bottle and act concerned and remind him to take his vitamins?!

    #125658
    arleighburke
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    One can only hope. Wt has been INJECTING himself with testosterone from a local quack doctor for a couple years now. I warned him about this and he just ignored me. The injectable version he gets is only on label for hypogonadism (underdeveloped testicles) and is way, way stronger than the “roll-on” transdermal type like AndroGel. Wt has been combining that with thyroid hormone (he does not have hypothyroidism) and God knows what else now, to “get his mojo back.” It is a lethal combination, fingers & toes crossed…

    #125659
    diane
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    AB, in your settlement make sure you stay beneficiary on the insurance.
    I’m just saying…..

    #125660
    arleighburke
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    I wonder if the testosterone has anything to do with the exhibitionism wt started up in the last few years. He started wearing these ultra short shorts w/o underwear and flashed my mom…when I pointed it out he wasn’t embarrassed, he grinned. Also he’d wear these torn shorts around the house and fall asleep on the couch when she visited and she told me when she’d get up in the morning there he was with the “junk” hanging out. He started telling her penis jokes around the same time.

    #125661
    joann
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    Larry takes testosterone. And his doctor told him that he is now pre diabetic and that he should cut down on carbs.

    I told him that his doctor was wrong and that carbs were good for him.

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    Bad JoAnn.

    JoAnn will now go slam ears in oven door.

    #125662
    arleighburke
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    OMG JoAnn for a second I thought you said he should cut down on crabs.

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    diane
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    I think she meant that crabs and carbs are good for him—-really.

    #125664
    972
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    I just love the Harry Potter stuff….

    I can’t stop laughing….

    Crabs, carbs… Either way. šŸ™‚

    #125665
    beenthere
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    No one could make this shit up. It’s those commercials during Judge Judy. The freakin’ old dude with the 6 packs. Take me to the vomitorium…

    #125666
    972
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    Vomitorium is my new favorite word šŸ™‚

    #125667
    beenthere
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    Apparently, this is an old term. It referred to the tendency for opium to cause nausea and was talked about by all those opiate hallucinating 19th century writers like Coleridge and Poe and whatever. History repeats itself.

    #125668
    tmp271
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    Damn, I wish I knew that last year about this time…

    #125669
    nap
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    My xh takes testosterone shots too. Alot of these guys have low T because they have been yanking off for so long.

    #125670
    trish
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    Mine uses the gel for his low T. Hmmm…..

    #125671
    teri
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    Well, the latest as I know it is:
    “There is a common misconception that ancient Romans designated spaces called vomitoria for the purpose of actual vomiting, as part of a binge and purge cycle. According to Cicero, Julius Caesar escaped an assassination attempt because he felt ill after dinner. Instead of going to the latrine, where his assassins were waiting, he went to his bedroom and avoided assassination. This may be the origin of the misconception.”

    A vomitorium is a passageway into or out of a stadium or amphitheater.

    I hadn’t heard the opium story before. I’m going to google that.

    It’s a great word, no matter what.

    And I may have to bake a big batch of testosterone cookies for dr e….

    #125672
    lisak
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    joann, you kill me šŸ™‚

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