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  • #7205
    lynng2
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    I think I was getting close to hogging JoAnn’s thread about her health and I don’t want to do that. It just got me really angry at the medical stuff we go through as a result of these SAs. Either due to stuff they expose us to, or the stress of this traumatizing therapy process, or trying to get them out, or trying to live with them. There’s just no letup to the stress, only time and/or distance seem to work at all for partners.

    I wanted to ask, in response to all the sisters who had to have their cervix frozen for treatments,

    Can we freeze their penises, in the name of justice? Just a little? Pleeeaze?

    I am so mad I want to make up medical procedures to subject SAs to when they are discovered. Everything we have to go through, they have to have a similar procedure. Oh, and they all have to have colonoscopies immediately. That eel in the anus thing was proof enough, they are just not to be trusted in that department.

    I have had more enough exposure to the twisted stuff than I wanted, and some medical training to boot. Might as well use it. Maybe I’ll write a psycho thriller for wives of SAs. Get it out of my system.

    Ideas anyone?

    #86857
    allcat62
    Member

    Forget about their ‘appendages’ Lynn. Lets go straight to their brains.

    #86858
    lynng2
    Participant

    Yeah, I put lobotomy down on some other thread. That might help. Might.

    Or shock therapy?

    Brain transplants?

    #86859
    lynng2
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    How about a catheterization at least twice a month, to check for bacteria that have migrated into the bladder from their penis activities, just to be sure they aren’t enroute to a kidney infection.

    With a digital prostrate exam afterwards, or better yet, use a speculum, a cold one.

    Swab their throat for three cultures, to check for infections from the oral sex.

    A least three vials of blood each exam.

    Put their penises into those imaging machines they use for mammograms to check for… abnormalities.

    #86860
    lynng2
    Participant

    I’d bet we could staff the clinic with volunteers, don’t you think? I’d volunteer to image SAs whackers.

    🙂

    Just a few more seconds, hun. I know that position is uncomfortable. Hold your breath…

    🙂

    #86861
    lynng2
    Participant

    Mine freaked out when I did the reverse extrapolation on how many john’s and whores he’d exposed himself to when he did sex without a condom with whores. He literally went screaming from the house yelling “It’s not true, it’s not true, it’s not true” like a four year old. Maybe there should be a calculation done to show how many people’s diseases he’d been exposed to at every visit.

    They can’t believe it’s so astronomical. It’s mindblowing, really.

    #86862
    teri
    Participant

    How about a double decapitation?

    #86863
    cbslife
    Member

    There you go, Teri, they always say two heads are better than one! 🙂

    How about we pump them full of ESTROGEN. Maybe then they can think a little more clearly, rationally, and while we are at it make them have periods that are extremely painful. Oh and let’s stuff something about the size of a newborn up their penis and make them have labor pains and force it out through the small hole of the penis.

    Damn . . . this is so unlike me. See what you started, Lynn!

    #86864
    lynng2
    Participant

    Thanks!

    I am a preposterously bad influence right now. Maybe I should put a warning before my posts.

    #86865
    teneil
    Participant

    Lol

    #86866
    lisak
    Participant

    yeah, teri!

    #86867
    nap
    Participant

    Well, first we’d have to take their heads out of their asses.

    #86868
    janet
    Participant

    I’m really down right now so I hesitated coming here tonight, but I see I found the right thread. Thank you for the HUGE laugh through my tears, ladies! I’m off to bed . . . a big hug to all.

    #86869
    lynng2
    Participant

    Hugs, Janet. Hope today was a better day for you.

    #86870
    juniemoon
    Participant

    Hot poker to both eyes and a double nut job should do the trick (pun intended)

    #86871
    teneil
    Participant

    I think my favorite is double decapitation or
    freeze it and then hit it with a hammer and watch it shatter to pieces just like they did to our hearts

    #86872
    teneil
    Participant

    “Do you get it now?!! You stupid POS. you’ve shattered our lives !” But sad thing is they still wouldn’t get it

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