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“geez, I thought his willy would be bigger…”
Even with her new super vision she could hardly tell it was a penis…
It looked more like a swizzle stick, but not as long. Completely disgusted and confused, she decided to contact her travel agent and get out of dodge for awhile. “I need to go somewhere warm, somewhere safe, somewhere with ice cold gin and tonics with extra limes.” It became crystal clear! She would go to…
Meanwhile on the island the Wise One was tending her herbs, simmering her potions and watching the pool boy clean her pool.
Raquel was happy to be on the island with the wise one. She learned the meaning of life, how to make drapes, and how to watch the pool boy without him seeing us. The wise one was so generous and wise and each day had something poetic to say such as…….
Then she had a plan…
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
― William Shakespeare, King Henry VI, Part 2And an alibi…
On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me.
And some advice…
Try to avoid getting involved with somebody who’s gonna need killing before it’s over. It may seem as if that narrows the field somewhat, but be diligent.
And if they do need killing, call Bev 🙂
I know some Alabama rednecks that will do anything for a cheap bottle of liquor 🙂
“Earl” will not pose a problem!
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