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I AM SANE and all because of a new radical treatment to cope with the devastation of finding out you are married to a SA. Here is how it works:
Step 1: Book an extravigant hotel room at a Spa Resort
Step 2: Pull up the spa menu of services and purchase the equivalent dollar amount in spa treatments as your husband spent on prostitutes.
Step 3: Ball your eyes out while the sweet, 20-something massage therapist consoles you and tells you that your emotions are all tied into the knots in your muscles.
Step 4: Eat good food, drink yummy wine, cry, journal, scream, hate, love and repeat.
Step 5: Drive home feeling more grounded and sane than you have since finding out that the world as you know it doesn’t exist any more.
Step 6: Log on to SOS and share your PROVEN treatment method so your new friends can try it too!🙂 This weekend was JUST what the doctor ordered. I strongly encourage you to try this new radical treatment.
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