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I already thought of this … I am sure SAH will go get a tattoo, shave his head something, anything to mark the beginning of his freedom and new life without me. Before he left he was consumed with looking at himself in the mirror and dressing just a tad to young and hip, which to me wasn’t that hip, really.
LMAO!!! I got home from a marathon shopping day and sat down with my chicken, salad and wine and laughed so hard, I choked on an olive!
Thanks Teri for that article validating my guess at the Satan archetype. No wonder your SOS grew a goatee!
My H has goatee too…but he doesn’t know what it’s for, or maybe he does but he would never do that because, “It’s a sin.”
Seriously…Bless his heart.
Seriously, there is nowhere else that you could have this conversation. People would look at you like your were nuts.
I love you guys. Happy Thanksgiving.
OMG God…Bev and Deborah…..u crack me up. Thats a reason to divorce right there. 😉 Your right Teri….no where else could you have this conversation. LOL You learn something new everyday on this forum. 😉 So goatees are something to avoid when you begin dating LOL
Holy crap, you guys. I’m dying here holding in a huge belly laugh because my H is sitting in the room and I really don’t want to explain why I’m laughing!!!!! 🙂
OMG – I don’t EVEN want to visit those sites, I’ll just take your word for it!
I’ll NEVER look at a man with a goatee the same!!!!!!!!!!!!
He did show up at Thanksgiving. Took his boxes. Gave the children the “Christmas gifts” he said he wanted to deliver – a six pack of root beer for my 11yo son, and a pound of French Roast coffee for my daughter? Nothing for me, of course. My son had purchased a very nice scented candle from Yankee Candle for STBXSAH. Teri, I thought of your son then, how they have so much more maturity than these SAs, by far. He actually even had the class to open a rootbeer and drink it right there and act like it was the coolest thing he ever got. My daughter just left the house.
And the goatee was gone. He said, “I just shaved it since it apparently bothered you…
Easy come, easy go!”
Honestly, that’s what he said.
It was awful seeing, him, but I think I behaved myself fairly well, thanks to Xanax and careful planning that someone be available to intercede/rescue as needed. Yeah, who am I kidding, I was on the floor sobbing by the end of the day. At least that was once I got home.
He’s gone back to TX and said he really has missed the family and wishes he could stay. He hates his new job and TX. He doesn’t fit in, he says.
What a douchebag.
You want me to introduce him to my STBX? I know there is a whole population of deviants in Houston he could hang with.
I gotta say, all your kids (ie Lynng2 etc) sound very cool, classy and big hearted! Must have great moms 🙂
I have a whole new level of understanding of male facial hair!
Hey, do mustaches fall into the same category? I think my mustacheod H feels he specializes in the muff diving area 🙂
Back to the original post – text back that you’ve decided to let your arm pit hair grow. 😉 LOVE the things I learn here. I love receiving
Bush Men…I had no idea goteed men were good at it! Hmmmm…. 😀OK – let’s draw a composite of the poster SA.
1) Gotee
2) Balding (or losing hair)
3) Shaved pubs
4) Leather wrist band and matching leather necklace
5) Motorcycle
6) They have recently “found god”
7) If they have successfully dumped their wives, then they have a new found appreciation of group sex and are just being “men”.
8) If they want their cake and eat it, too – they have gone further underground or are sexual anorexic.
9) They are “trying to get into shape” and wear tight jeans.What else?
Deb
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