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“I’ll be as honest as I can be…”
Yep, heard similar (“I’m being as honest as I know how right now…”)
We all know that line, I’m sure.
Lmao Nap!!
My mom asked me one time what is he doing that bothers me so much. I said well right now he’s breathing. She busted out laughing.
I didn’t know hearing he’d take a bullet for me would ever have me questioning that one day it might be mine that he takes. Lol!
jos – “I don’t respect you”? Holy crap – the stuff we overlook! These guys should really have SA Olympics – multiple Gold Medal contenders here.
“These women just want to have sex with me,” shrugging his shoulders as if he were just being helpful!
My favorite post-discovery line: “I didn’t go to the strip club for any sexual reasons.” (OK, he goes alone, almost every night, sometime to multiple clubs a night, and he’s not a big drinker. Hmmm.) And he swears he doesn’t actually look at the naked sluts dancing on their dirty poles when he’s in those places… (He must be looking elsewhere when he’s giving them his contact information!)
I got a real charming one just a bit ago, when telling husband that his isolative behavior while at work was a pretty obvious sign of his usual crap.
“So much it does feel like we only talk at each other. Even when the other really does want to make an effort. Although it makes me cry when you do reach out, because it happens so seldom anymore.”
I just don’t have words I can muster to that one.
Yeah and you can bet your ass they’re not crying when a hooker is stroking their deep south parts.
I want to hurl.
Mine told me just today that we have “devolved into an antagonistic relationship,” because it doesn’t seem like I trust him anymore! WTF does he expect?? Didn’t it feel “antagonistic” to him when he was lying to me for all those years and doing shit behind my back with other women?!
OK, this one is my personal fave:
“I am sorry that i broke my promise to you. But i want you to know that i did mean it. After the binge with k i now realize that the withdrawal was more than i could handle. I was really trying, but with her being at work with me every day i kept getting my button pushed and then had to come home and try to be more present with you -but i was not successful. Hence i ended up sleeping with her again.”
WTF??????
Mine isn’t sub-human, artemis, because he told me ( and later told our marriage counselor) that he’s “like a Boy Scout”.
Says the man who emailed hookers while chaperoning a Boy Scout campout.
These guys are in some other universe- definitely not in reality.
This thread really is unreal. Yet we lived it!
my h’s recent craigslist convo with a 32 year old
“I’m not going to lie to you about my age – I’m 53”
Sounds like an honest person right? He is going to lie to her about everything else!To me and the therapist: I took a viagra and left my wedding ring in my suitcase, but i was not looking for sex that night! (very indignantly)
really mean one:
He was out of town when my very sick daughter was dx with type 1 diabetes. The week was hell and I had to give her a shot every 2 hours (lots of math involved) day and night. And if I did it wrong I could kill her. He gets home acts concerned – whatever. I said lets go out to dinner, and he said on one condition, you’re not allowed to talk about diabetes! I ate dinner so quietly and meek so as to not bother him.~ I don’t miss the old me when I think about that one. He is a heartless fucker.
God, Artemis..’hence.’ Why do these guys always sound like they’re writing a farking business letter when they email us? It’s like they have only three buttons on their dial..pompous, petulant, and dickhead. And you never know which charming little character is in the forefront on any given day. xoxo
p.s. Your picture is so beautiful!Mine said in a heated argument about why I was emotionally detached from him…”What about our vows? I’m sick and we said we’d love each other in sickness and in health!” Says the guy who fucked countless whores and God knows what else…guess the rest of the vows aren’t important, only the part he wants to apply, when he wants to apply it.
Annie, you crack me up! “pompous, petulant, and dickhead”. so true. pick a day, pick a time, pick a setting. maybe add “righteously indignant”. and, thanks, re my pic 🙂 i love yours too. it is nice to see each others’ faces.
hmm lets see. When I asked why he responds and posts on craiglist- “It isn’t sexual” and a day after a therapy session- so what did you get from yesterday him- I make you sad.
Kandice, that one killed me!!!
Gosh honey, I can’t disappoint these gals, after all, I am such a fine specimen of a man,so virile, so hot, I am practically a god. You, of all people, should know that!
Ugh, these men have the mentality of cavemen. Nothing against caveman, I dated one a long, long, long, long time ago.
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