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OK Helen… if you decide to give lesbianism a try then call me ( we don`t have to have sex.. we can just tell everybody that we are..). We could make a kick ass “couple”…:)
Bev-I am flattered! 🙂 Sometimes I wish I was a Lesbian! 🙂 I think we’d make a “take no prisoners” flirting team as well. Kind of like Alicia Florrick and Kalinda Sharma (The Good Wife.) I’ve heard you Southern Girls can really flirt, you reel them in, I’ll drink them under the table, then we’ll dump them in their Momma’s front lawn buck naked, after we’ve uploaded the pictures to Craigs List. 🙂 This is my fantasy job. 🙂
I still haven’t ruled out making a huge poster with my h’s picture on it. I will post it around his neighborhood with the caption beneath “You are Living in a Neighborhood with a sex addict-you have no idea what they are capable of.” Before I do that, I think I will have to knock on his door and do what I have wanted to do for 3 yrs.-knock his head off his shoulders. Wonderful fantasies, but sometimes I might have difficulty distinguishing fantasy from reality. HA.
OMG Helen!! I am laughing so hard!! I can certainly reel them in ( even us old southern gals can do that). I can sooo drink them under the table and never even blink!! Not sure I should be proud of that !! Can we please use their cc to order some nice stuff before dumping them? You are too damn funny 🙂
I’m still thinking of writing a memoir:
‘My sexless life married to a sex addict’
Or
‘The Mad* Diary of a Nice Woman
*mad means fucking angry!
Dear Diary,
Today my h and I went to the grocery store. While I was putting our Wheaties in the cart, I watched in horror as my h stripped and fucked a women buying Rice Krispies with his eye balls!!!! It was another bad day…..“Sex With A Sex Addict” is my book title. Subtitled: The Celibate Marriage. 😀 Bev – Credit Card Caper would include getting THEM to give us cash advances before we told them we were working undercover for their wives. You can two step right? I can polka. 🙂 Who wants to donate their SAH first? Let’s auction off our first case for a legal defense fund or a SA wives shelter.
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