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One of the sister’s, ahem, not mentioning names- but my Bestie, is going to plague her SA’s undies with itching powder tonight!! (thank you, Liza)
Conveniently, he only wears tighty whities so it will be easy to execute!!!!
Tighty whities???? EEWWW!!!! I didnt even know they were still around!!
Dum Dum always got colored panties. “To hide the stripes,” he said.
GROSS AND BARF.
That’s almost as good as the hair remover in the shampoo. Or was it in the sunscreen?
Well, that’s awesome
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I want someone to put jalepeno sauce an SA’s razor when he shaves his privates for a special night out. Or use a hypodermic and inject it into their condom packs (if they even use them)
The only reason to worry about Z girl is that we dont want her pleasure delayed when he scratches his dick off! Otherwise, pretty sure she doesnt get close enough to notice!!
Mace on boot/shoe tips and heels cause major issues when they piss shortly after taking them off. It takes AWHILE to wear off and water makes it worse.
I’m just sayin’
Oh dear, I sprayed my Xh crotch of his underwear with wrinkle releaser. Didn’t even phase him…ZG please give us some follow up on this! He might have to go to the ER, how em bare ass ing!!!
Love, NapI wonder if rubbing chilling in their underwear would work. Of course you couldn’t do it with white undies but any other colour would be possible.
We had a big list of these before somewhere.
Sugar in his gas tank is always a go getter, if you can afford the engine repairs.
Vicks vapor rub replaced in his carmax lip balm will most definitely get ya a “WHAT THE FUCK???” thru the house after he applies it. If you want a silent FUCK YOU from you then put Preparation H in his carmax. He might not ever find out but any lines around his mouth and lips should tighten right up.
Same for a jar of Vaseline. Replace it with Prep H….they’re both odorless so you’ll have the last laugh no doubt.
If you want another silent FUCK YOU and vinegar in his contact solution seems too harsh, try some Summer’s Eve instead. You’ll have the best day ever and his eyes will be nice and fresh, just like a summer’s breeze. 😉
Mine uses baby wipes for his bottom when he’s had a difficult time with a bm which seems to be ALWAYS. Vinegar or bleach poured into the pack will also get him screaming WTF???!!!! from the master bathroom.
If he uses a white or clear roll on deodorant like Secret has use a needle to poke holes in it and douse it with something that will burn the skin. Is acid too harsh?
Bonnie I think replaced her ex’s Viagra pills with something else.
Make dinner and LOAD his food with a laxative while you eat yours unscathed. That should buy you an hr or two or three of quiet giggles.
If he uses q-tips separate from your stash, lace them with the itching powder.
If he uses wash cloths in the shower, hose ’em down with mace, let dry and put them back then watch and listen for the sparks to fly, pun intended. The mace is orange so the wash cloths must be dark colored. Water makes it worse but it must be pepper mace to be effective, not a generic type. Pepper mace is cayan pepper based and has to wear off. PM me if you want me to get ya the good stuff. It runs about $15 a can. Countless times I’ve sprayed suspects with it. Talk about grown men crying! Anyway, I always wash good when I’m done even if I didn’t think any got on me. The next day I took my contacts out to clean them and put them back in. I thought I was about to die!! It hurt so bad even the next morning and my eyes were bloodshot for an hr or two, I had to throw the contacts away and use my glasses that day. It stays on your skin!!! That shows you how just spraying it gets on your fingertips.
Mix salt or a laxative in his sugar if he’s a coffe/tea drinker.
Water down his vodka if he drinks it.
If he’s a smoothie drinker or ice cream eater go to CVS or Walgreens and get ya a bottle of castor oil. It induces pregnancy labor (I did this with 2 of my babies). Mix the whole small bottle in a few smoothies or into the ice cream if its Ben and Jerry size or slightly larger, refreeze it and if he eats the whole thing in one sitting, well sitting will be the theme for him the rest of the evening because he’ll be on the shitter for the next couple of hours. It works like a laxative.
Ok, that’s all I’ve got for now (true to my name)
Tip your waiters/waitresses folks-I’ll be here for the duration 😉
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