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  • #3471
    katt
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    well this week has gone to hell in a handbag. my daughter is doing well, can go back to work monday. anyway last night my partner and i went to lowes about 730. we got some great buys and loaded his truck, 2miles down the road going down hill his rear tire fell off. we came to a stop at the bottom and i just laughed we have no cell phone,we are in the hills of wv and its now 930. so i wall up to this kindof apartment thing and rang the first bell no answer. i ring the next one and i couldnt make this up a man yells hold on, i say ok no problem. well a minute or so latter the door opens to this naked dripping 60ish man holding a hand towel over his you know what. so i tell him my h and i broke down on the main rd and i needed to call my son. he says dont look at my butt when i turn around. he hands me a cell phone and i have no clue how to use it, i tell him this and he tells me he cant hold his towel and do the phone. what are the odds, a naked man what do i have neon sign over me or what…. well my son came to get us and i used my daughters aaa card to tow us home we got home around 3 am. but the thing that was really good about this is my partner and i talked for hours he asked many questions about how i feel and what his actions have done to me. i do not know what is really going on with him but ive read about a pivotal change that we would see when recovery starts and i have seen something very different in him. i told him i can not tell him i will stay with him even with recovery but i will not stay without it.
    much love katt

    #16033
    b-trayed
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    You sure couldn’t have made that up! Crazy! Cracked me up!

    I hope you get what is best for you regarding your relationship.

    Hugs, B. Trayed

    #16034
    stillstanding
    Participant

    Thanks for the chuckle =)

    I’m so glad you and your husband had a chance to talk too…any maybe even see some positive change too

    Hugs

    SS

    #16035
    diane
    Participant

    Well, that was just too funny, Katt.
    And just enjoy the nice memory of talking with your SA—don’t pin your hopes on it, but do enjoy it—it’s all yours, and good memories are few and far between. It’s good for all of us to recognize a good one in the making.

    #16036
    nap
    Participant

    Hi Katt,
    Sounds traumatic!!! I hope your mind didn’t take any pictures. I’m happy you and your partner were able to use the time to have good conversation. All the best!
    Love, Nap

    #16037
    katt
    Member

    nap i dont think ive laughed that hard in a long time. i just could not believe it, my first thought was this could be my partner in 20 years. a dirty old man, the guy said he had no idea who was at the door, go figure
    diane i have learned not to pin my hopes on anything he does, and ive told him over and over it took us years to get here and it will take twice as long to get it back, if ever. what we had is dead, it will never be the same, i dont even know if i like him since i met him as a active sa, i feel i dont know him at all. how could i
    much love katt

    #16038
    nap
    Participant

    He should have used one big towel and wore it like a diaper!

    #16039
    silver-lining
    Participant

    Hi Ladies!! 
    I’ve missed you sooo!!  Or how about get dressed before you answer the door, jackass?? Who DOES that??? Ugh!! 
    I started being a car hop at the age of 13…. I have seen it ALL. It’s unbelievable. Way back in the day when even MEN wore daisy dukes (barf) (think 1970’s), there they would sit… In their cars in their short shorts…. With their tallywacker, lol, hanging down their leg. Really? Is that suppose to be attractive? 
    This is a family restaurant. This one Mexican dude always came in like that. What a pervert. We all fought over who had to go out there. One day, it was the owner’s son’s GF. She came back in and confirmed what we already knew. His dick was hanging out. (sorry for the slang, but seriously??) The son marched straight out the side door, up to his car, and slapped him right across the face!! He peeled out and never came back!!!! Ahhhh…. The good ole 70’s….. No accountability for sticking up for what is right!! In todays world, the pervert would probably own the drive-in after the lawsuit!!!! 

    #16040
    nap
    Participant

    What’s a tallywacker?

    #16041
    zumbagirl
    Member

    OK, SL, you better report back. Is tallywacker one of those midwestern words?? 🙂
    Katt, I hope your story wasn’t too traumatic, because you made me laugh with the visual. Thanks, I needed that! And anything that leads to a good conversation with the SA can’t be all bad!!
    Love ya,
    ZG

    #16042
    katt
    Member

    zumba at this point in my life it would take a hell more than-i dont know what to traumatize me anymore. not a thing surprises me anymore, with all i have been though with this sa crap. i do believe this has numbed me forever, who knows that may be a blessing in some odd sort of way.
    zumba you should have been there, i still dont believe it and yes i laughed like there was no tomorrow when i walked back to where my partner was waiting i told him, this could only happen to me. 20 door bells and i rang his………….

    #16043
    zumbagirl
    Member

    P.S., How long has your partner been in recovery, if you don’t mind my asking? I’m still waiting for that pivotal change, but I think it’s still much too early for my SA. Long road ahead…
    Love, ZG

    #16044
    silver-lining
    Participant

    Penis!!!!

    #16045
    nap
    Participant

    What’s a penis?

    #16046
    katt
    Member

    nap you so need to get out, have you moved yet????? i need a cigar remember you owe me one
    much love katt

    #16047
    nap
    Participant

    Is a penis a type of cigar?

    #16048
    katt
    Member

    nap you always put a smile on my face and make me laugh.
    luv ya

    #16049
    cbslife
    Member

    Let’s see, does it smell like a cigar? HELL NO
    does it look like a cigar? I suppose some of them could!
    does it have smoke like a cigar? I’m willing to bet they all think there’s is “smokin hot”!
    does it taste like a cigar? I’ll let someone else answer that one! 🙂

    #16050
    nap
    Participant

    No

    #16051
    silver-lining
    Participant

    Blech!!!!!

    #16052
    silver-lining
    Participant

    Not to be mistaken for belch! Lol!!

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