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Thank you Cynge and Diane !
Cynge is you want to read the whole story it starts on page 8. The name of the forum is; A Short Story ‘Take the Stairs’ by Nap.
Then on page 6 is The Epilogue to ‘Take the Stairs’.
Then there is this: Update on Bitchilda and Joe.
It’s kinda a trilogy. May lead into a Harry Potter type series. It’s definitely a classic !
Love, Nap
Enjoy!
Joe woke up drewling on himself and hearing ” And that’s the story of my life Joe, what do you think?”. ” It was dreamy.” replied Joe. “what was your favorite part? asked Angelina. “You were born In Texas” that was all Joe could remember and hoped Angelina didn’t catch on. “What about when my sister used to baby sit me after school and tied me to the tree and didnt let me go until right before momma got home?”. “Oh yea, that was pretty interesting” Yawned Joe.
“Now tell me ALL about your life I can tell you must have some story to tell. I’m all ears”. “well my life story is pretty typical, not much to tell, how bout you come to my place and we can get to know each other”. That pissed Angelina off because she spent a whole hour tellin her life story and rarely added the part about her sister.
“Joe, I don’t know if you’ve noticed but i am a lady”. “oh yea I have you’ve got jugs” “Joe! I just don’t go to mens houses without being courted first!”. “Courted? What’s that? “. Joes thinking Angelina might be too high maintenance but kept wondering what her boobs looked like. ” hey I can court ya, where you want to go? Asked Joe. “I want to go to the moon Joe, can you take me there?”. Joe thought WTF?
Angelina drove Joe back to the jail where his car was. Joe was looking forward to getting back home and especially sleeping in his own bed. Butch snored loudly and snorted in his sleep, so he never slept well in jail. He just needed some peace and quiet to think about things.
Joe got home and he forgot what a mess he had left it. He wished Raquel was still here so she’d clean up the place. Boy how he missed Raquel. She was a good cook, funny, unpredictable, smart, and friendly. If only she had been a better housekeeper he would have never had sex with those 600 whores. ( Raquel was a compulsive cleaner and still is).
Joe got in the shower and felt relaxed. It was nice not having Butch there watching him. After his shower he crawled in bed. He took one last look at Raquels picture on the nightstand then fell asleep. He woke up three hrs later to the doorbell ringing. He threw some pants on and answered the door.
Joe opened the door and Butch was standing there looking really pissed off and irritated. “I heard you been skewing my sister”. Oh shit thought Joe, which hookers brother is this? “My wallet was missing $500 dollars when I left the jail and I think you took it asshole!” said Butch who wasn’t happy at all. Joe was totally freaked out thinking Butch may want to watch him shower again or something. He knew he had to pay off Butch to get him to leave.
“Hey buddy, no reason to get mad or ‘anything’, I got some cash stashed under the floor mat of my car”. It was his hooker money but he had plenty hidden else where in the house. Joe went out to the car and gave Butch the cash. Butch took it and started walking back to his Harley.
“Hey Butch !” Joe yelled. Is your sisters name ‘Paradise’ ? “No” yelled back Butch, “It’s Bitchilda, dumbass !”
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snort, snort, choke, cough.
Damn you are good.
My cheeks hurt from laughing.
Nap, I loved your story in all it’s parts but I’m left with the feeling that Joe was not sufficiently punished for his multitude of sins. Is there more? I really want to know if he ended up a broken man, living in the gutter after, maybe something like, flunking out of junior college? And I want to hear about Raquel’s happily ever after with a famous Hollywood actor or two.
Thanks Liza, Catherine, and Daisy. Yes, Raquel lives happily ever after having trysts with (you know who) and Joe, well, let’s just say, his penis is his only friend…….
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