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So – what that for latte’s, mochas or cappucinos? Thank god I never drink coffee.
Can’t wait for my SAH’s disclosure and poly. I’m sure that “met for coffee” will come to mean something more.
JoAnn,
…Not sure which is worse: “I don’t remember”, or “I don’t know.” They may need a tie-breaker.and: “- I’m not a sex addict – I’m just an asshole.” That may actually be the most perceptive statement yet.
– But it’s not my intention to hurt you
– I’m trying
– There’s nothing more, I have told you everything now
– Look, I have a shocking memory, OK?!LMAO!! Y’all are cracking me up! I love these quotes and yes, I have heard some of them myself. I love the sincere face mine puts on when he says some of these things to me. HILARIOUS!
My SAH’s favorites are “I don’t know” and “I don’t remember.” I could slap him in the face when he gives these to me as an answer to my questions. It must be extremely hard to go through life not remembering how or what lead you to the situation that you don’t remember even happened. Ahhhh, the life of an SA – filled with so much confusion and questions.
~ Shaken
Hilarious Shaken. Those two answers make my blood boil also. You can remember ancient sports statistics but not whether you just made out with that one or had intercourse? In a car. There are endless ‘don’t knows’ and ‘don’t remembers’. I don’t even do needlepoint but I’m going to do those two in neon thread and frame ’em
“Oh, for God’s sakes, that was 6 months ago!”
Excuse me, Dum Dum, but we’ve been MARRIED for 17 years!!!!!
Sigh….
“I don’t even know her name!”
(woman he had affair with for 4 months at work and lost his job. This was 15 yrs ago. Has been fired from 4 of the 6 jobs he had during our marriage)
part of it is….
why can’t you just let it go….
I promise, I’ve changed….just like you to try and make her sound like a slut!
(after I found out his married golf soulmate was with a different guy the night before – and he jealously insisted she did not sleep with that guy! Therefore there was no need for a condom!!!)
Hadj – I LOVE the reasons why they didn’t need to use a condom. That is a whole other line of pillows.
Here’s a good “why I didn’t use a condom” line (after I came in the car after my humilating STD test).
“I don’t think you needed an STD test because I always used a condom with the hookers – and the 70 year old? Well – she went to her doctor just before we did it because it had been so long since she had sex that she wanted to make sure that she was still OK down there”.
OMG! I lost it and asked him why he fucked his mother…??? I ranted and raved and jumped out of the car and ran to the other side of the parking lot. I should have kept running.
I should have kept running is a great quote bev!
Mine include:
Of course I know how you feel I’ve done a step 4…
I need intimacy
If you hadn’t…..nap someone needs to write a book you have proved your self a writer- ill take the stairs. i vote for you.
The final chapter has been written. What they found in the elevator when the firemen pried open the door with the iron claws……..OMG!
He was serious when he said it and I guess I was suppose to believe him?!?!? Stupid me?!?!?
I really believe mine was delusional, shaved pubs and all!
I’m going to jump in and join this discussion because it has made me laugh instead of cry for at least 5 minutes. My idiot told me he has always shaved his pubic hairs since he had a vasectomy and that was 7 years ago. Like I wouldn’t have noticed that!!!!! He looks like a Prepubescent boy down there and I think it’s downright creepy.
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