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  • March 9, 2012 at 3:59 pm #30029
    nap
    Participant

    Mine too had ‘special underwear’….. Puke x1000

    March 9, 2012 at 4:20 pm #30030
    march
    Participant

    Right. Mine started wearing short, silky, colored boxer briefs. The old stained tidy whiteys were reserve just for me.

    March 9, 2012 at 4:31 pm #30031
    nap
    Participant

    Mines were actually very, very thin cotton colored bikini briefs which are code for the sex worker massage therapist that he was wanting more than just a massage. Plus the $100 dollar bills he would flash when he wanted to go ‘further’. Pukex2000.

    March 9, 2012 at 7:25 pm #30032
    sharron
    Participant

    My h has always worn bikini underwear. Don’t know if that is a preference or indicative of something else. WHO KNOWS!

    March 9, 2012 at 8:23 pm #30033
    972
    Member

    Here’s a quote
    ” I am taking testosterone pills to help with my workout..”
    “really?”
    “Yes, I bought them at GNC.”
    ” Did they come with phone sex numbers in the directions?”

    March 9, 2012 at 11:12 pm #30034
    nap
    Participant

    Mine took testosterone shots prescribed by his dr but was taking more than prescribed….. Gosh I hate that f– asshole. That fu*ker showed up at my house today unannounced!! WTF I swear he has shit for brains. I’m sorry but I’m just really pissed off……..

    March 9, 2012 at 11:17 pm #30035
    nap
    Participant

    I’m going to get a BB gun and shoot his ass up

    March 9, 2012 at 11:57 pm #30036
    joann
    Participant

    Hey, forget the BB gun, get an AK47!

    March 9, 2012 at 11:58 pm #30037
    joann
    Participant

    Or, maybe you just need small ammo for his ‘small’ target.

    Sorry, being sassy again.

    March 10, 2012 at 1:06 am #30038
    nap
    Participant

    Good one JoAnn! Im not usually a violent person.

    March 10, 2012 at 1:46 am #30039
    katt
    Member

    nap want me to bring a 22 or 9 mil, your what 10 or so hours away.

    March 10, 2012 at 1:47 am #30040
    katt
    Member

    or we could cover him in peanut butter and let daisy get him

    March 10, 2012 at 2:21 am #30041
    march
    Participant

    What was his f’in REASON for bothering you?

    March 10, 2012 at 4:49 am #30042
    nap
    Participant

    LOVE the peanut butter idea Katt!

    March,
    I purposely met with my lawyer to have her fax his lawyer a form to sign for the credit card. She specifically said to have him sign and fax back to her. That was yesterday. Today he’s ringing my doorbell holding on to the signed paper. I did not answer the door and he finally left and slipped the paper between my door. I can I tell this guy to get lost and never come to my house again? He freaks me out plus after the last stunt he pulled I dont ever want to talk to him.

    March 10, 2012 at 6:10 am #30043
    diane
    Participant

    oh you americans and your guns…
    flat head shovel—upside the head
    It’s Canadian, eh.

    March 10, 2012 at 7:14 am #30044
    liza
    Participant

    Diane, LMAO. Girl, you slay me! (So to speak…)

    March 10, 2012 at 1:31 pm #30045
    nap
    Participant

    Diane. I think I have one of those, are they legal?

    March 10, 2012 at 1:54 pm #30046
    flora
    Participant

    I’m dying over here. Pubes in the zipper….flat head shovel…Love you guys.
    Flora

    March 10, 2012 at 3:10 pm #30047
    diane
    Participant

    okay, so, like, everyone knows I’m not really recommending using a shovel on anybody?
    It’s was just a dark humour moment, not to be combined with a dark day moment….
    Can we agree….?

    March 10, 2012 at 3:58 pm #30048
    nap
    Participant

    Sure

    March 10, 2012 at 9:09 pm #30049
    ellen
    Member

    oops!

    March 10, 2012 at 10:14 pm #30050
    diane
    Participant

    Yikes, Ellen,
    was my disclaimer too little too late?
    Did you flat head shovel somebody upside the head?

    March 10, 2012 at 10:44 pm #30051
    ellen
    Member

    A girl’s got to dream.

    March 12, 2012 at 3:37 pm #30052
    hadj608
    Participant

    Im not violent either (except for the one time!…and throwing pb&j sandwiches) but I caught myself wondering last night during one of our “talks”…. if you kick a guy really hard in the nuts…will they pop?
    I had to sit down because my foot was twitching.

    March 12, 2012 at 9:00 pm #30053
    debinca
    Participant

    Heidi – why not try and find out? And let me know….can’t let that foot twitch anymore. Sounds like he was in true form last night. Like I said – the SAHs were howling at the moon…

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